EBay what the H??? of the week.

So after finding that gold mine(toe cleavage)last week, I had to go back for more. I decided to start by looking under the various categories in womens clothing. I was disturbed to find that Ebay has a specific category for skorts! Are you serious? No wonder there are so many fashion mis-haps out there when ebay has an entire category set aside for all things skort!

Seller "Thanks2jesus" feels like she has hit this one out of the park! HOT RED PLAID MINI SKORT SKIRT DOG LEASH BELT WOMEN 7. So not only is this a two for the price of one skirt/short combo but it is also a dog leash...wtf????